Grease Monkey lab report

For Grease Monkey, the 25% cutoff was reached by 37% of flower tests, about 4 in 10; 70% met 20% total THC, 1.7% met 30%, and the median was 22.84%.¹

Maryland sits well above Nevada on the 20% cutoff: 82% of 241 Maryland tests met it, with a 27.12% median, versus 46% of 39 Nevada tests, with a 19.88% median.¹ Differences between states fold in growers, labs and testing rules, so they are not a pure plant signal.

No for the single figure: for Grease Monkey, the count above the 22.84% lab median was zero of the one single THC claim.¹ Leafly lists 22%, a cutoff reached by 55% of flower tests, or about half.^1,3

For the ranges, 20–22% from Seeds Here Now enclosed the larger share, 16%; 25–27% from AllBud enclosed 11%.^1,4,5

These outside figures are not batch results; the current certificate of analysis is the document for a specific package.

Yes: Grease Monkey's terpene profile is consistent in these reports, with β-caryophyllene leading 40 of 55 individual reports (73%), compared with limonene at 24% and β-myrcene at 3.6%.¹

Leafly's dominant-terpene call is caryophyllene; the lab results point the same way, with β-caryophyllene leading 73% of reports.^1,3 The terpene sample leans toward Nevada, which supplied 39 of 55 reports, so the shares mostly reflect that market's flower.¹

The closest terpene match to Grease Monkey is Cheetah Piss, at 95% overlap, followed by Girl Scout Cookies at 93% and Gelato at 92%; Durban Poison is the farthest comparison, with 35% overlap among 36 strains.¹

Method: we express each strain's median readings for eight terpenes as a percentage mix, then measure the portion two profiles share; identical mixes score 100. The comparison pool is limited to strains with at least 30 reports listing individual terpenes.¹ The result is only a lab-chemistry neighborhood map, not a forecast of anyone's experience.

Among qualifying strains, Grease Monkey ranks high on 25%-plus results, with 37% of tests at or above 25%, the 6th share among compared strains; by median total THC, 22.84% ranks 11th of 52, just below Chemdawg (22.94%) and just above Lamb's Bread (22.74%).¹

At the 25% cutoff, 37% of Grease Monkey tests reached that level, the 6th share among compared strains.¹ The name is also less consistent than most: the middle half stretches from 19.39% to 27.08%, spanning 7.69 points, and that is 49th narrowest of 52 qualifying strains.¹

With differing grower and state mixes, same-state Michigan labs differed, and across the 8 Grease Monkey labs that met the 20-test floor, median THC ranged across 9.26 points: Lab F in Maryland posted 18.35%, and Lab A in Maryland posted 27.61%.¹

Inside Michigan, the same-state spread remained large: the 4 qualifying labs had medians of 19.30% at the low end and 25.94% at the high end, separated by 6.64 points.¹ Because each lab receives a different grower mix, this range should not be read as proof that any lab runs high; it combines producer selection with testing site. Lab labels are masked here; Lab A is the lab with the largest Grease Monkey sample, and the downloadable test file gives the real lab names.¹

Yes: for Grease Monkey, the highest-THC third of paired tests (27.86% THC or more) had a median of 2.21% total terpenes, versus 1.76% for the lowest-THC third (22.22% THC or less), across 289 paired results, a gap of 0.45 points.¹

The state-level repeat was clean: under the 30-paired-result rule, 2 of 2 qualifying state comparisons rose, summarized as Maryland up and Nevada up.¹ The Maryland split was 1.89% on the lower-THC side and 2.26% on the higher-THC side.¹ By weight, total terpenes are the measured aroma-compound total; this comparison does not speak to effects.

Yes: Grease Monkey THC went down across the included lab years, from 28.28% in 2018 (53 tests) to 20.85% in 2023 (99), a shift of −7.43 points.¹

Within Maryland, the series also declines: 2018 had a 28.33% median, while 2023 had 20.02%, making the state shift −8.31 points.¹ Years below the 20-test cutoff are not included in the trend screen.¹

Yes: Grease Monkey was mainly tested as flower, with 85% of 723 exact-name results in flower form (616); outside flower, the records split into shake and trim at 6.4% (46), concentrates at 4.6% (33) and other or unrecorded at 2.1% (15).¹ Only flower enters this site's strain calculations.

A separate near-name bucket was small: 78 results used longer product names that include Grease Monkey, 9.7% of all records where the words appear; the leading examples were “BB:420 Grease Monkey HTE 6/3” (7), “Nature's Grease Monkey” (4) and “Grease Monkey BX” (3).¹ We exclude those longer or qualified names because they may point to different material; see our lab-name matching method.

It was mid-pack in the tracked set: for Oct 4, 2026, our Weedmaps menu snapshot found Grease Monkey flower in 173 store listings inside 50 miles of each market's center, spread across 18 of 27 markets; among 58 tracked strains, that ranked 31st.²

Exact-eighth medians did not point in a single direction: in Los Angeles, CA, Grease Monkey listed at $16.00 against $25.00 for other tracked strains; in St. Louis, MO, at $40.00 against $28.50; and in New York, NY, at $34.50 against $36.08.² It was below the market comparison in 2 of the 3 priced markets.²