# Grease Monkey

> Grease Monkey is a hybrid of GG4 (Gorilla Glue #4) and Cookies and Cream from Exotic Genetix, a Washington breeder; Leafly users most often report feeling relaxed, sleepy and hungry. It tests at a median total THC of 22.84% across 576 state lab tests of Grease Monkey flower, with the middle half of results between 19.39% and 27.08%. CBD is negligible: none of the 367 tests that reported CBD reached 1%.

Published by Official Cannabis (https://officialcannabis.net). Lab statistics: 576 state lab tests, median total THC 22.84%, middle half 19.39%–27.08% (Cannlytics cannabis_results, CC BY 4.0, analysis by Official Cannabis). Comparative THC rankings require at least 30 flower tests.

## Guide
- [Strain overview](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/): Grease Monkey is Exotic Genetix’s GG4 × Cookies and Cream hybrid. Median THC across 576 state lab tests: 22.84%. Genetics, effects, where to find it.
- [Genetics](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/genetics/): Grease Monkey is Exotic Genetix’s GG4 × Cookies and Cream: 50/50 by the breeder’s spec, 70% indica by others. Parents, offspring, the Grease Bucket mix-up.
- [THC and terpenes](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/potency/): Grease Monkey flower tests at 22.84% median THC (19.39%–27.08%) across 576 state lab results, with β-caryophyllene as the top terpene and almost no CBD.
- [Lab report](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/lab-report/): Lab data for Grease Monkey: 70% met the 20% THC cutoff, and the time-series median shifted −7.43 points.
- [Effects](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/effects/): Leafly’s top effects for Grease Monkey are relaxed, sleepy and hungry, rated mostly calming; AllBud calls it a creeper. Downsides: dry mouth, anxiety.
- [Growing](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/grow/): Grease Monkey seed versions flower in about 56–64 days and yield heavily, sellers say. Specs from Exotic Genetix, Nirvana, Zamnesia and others side by side.
- [Where to find it](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/near-me/): Grease Monkey flower was listed by 24 stores near Los Angeles on Weedmaps on Oct 4, 2026. Store counts and eighth prices for 27 US markets.
- [History](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/history/): Exotic Genetix’s cross of two cup winners, GG4 and Cookies and Cream, picked by High Times in 2017 and bred into new strains: Grease Monkey’s history.
- [FAQ](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/faq/): Answers to top questions about Grease Monkey: what strain it is, indica or sativa, THC, taste, terpenes, sleepiness, Grease Bucket, seeds, flowering time.

## Lab report: key findings
- The time trend points down: 2018's median was 28.28%, while 2023's was 20.85%, for −7.43 points.
- At the main cutoff, 70% met 20% total THC; 37% met 25%, and 30% was rare at 1.7%.
- For terpenes, β-caryophyllene led 73% of terpene reports, ahead of limonene at 24%.
- Lab F and Lab A bracketed the lab medians, at 18.35% and 27.61%, separated by 9.26 points.
- Menu visibility was mid-pack: 173 store listings with Grease Monkey flower put it at 31st among 58 tracked strains, across 18 of 27 markets.
Full analysis, tables and method: https://greasemonkeystrain.com/lab-report/

## Comparisons
- [Grease Monkey vs GMO Cookies](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/gmo-cookies/): Grease Monkey vs GMO Cookies: two funky, calming hybrids from High Times’ list of the best strains of 2018, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes and effects.
- [Grease Monkey vs Girl Scout Cookies](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/girl-scout-cookies/): Grease Monkey vs Girl Scout Cookies (GSC): the grandparent behind Cookies and Cream against its calming grandchild, on state-lab THC, terpenes and effects.
- [Grease Monkey vs Chemdawg](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/chemdawg/): Grease Monkey vs Chemdawg: the Chem line that reaches Grease Monkey through GG4’s Chem’s Sister, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes, flavor and effects.
- [Grease Monkey vs Sour Diesel](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/sour-diesel/): Grease Monkey vs Sour Diesel: a calming hybrid with a diesel note against the energizing fuel classic in its family tree, on lab THC, terpenes and effects.
- [Grease Monkey vs Ice Cream Cake](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/ice-cream-cake/): Grease Monkey vs Ice Cream Cake: two calming hybrids with the same top three effects on Leafly and a vanilla note, compared on state-lab THC and terpenes.
- [Grease Monkey vs Wedding Cake](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/vs/wedding-cake/): Grease Monkey vs Wedding Cake: two calming, high-THC hybrids, one skunky and one vanilla-sweet, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes, lineage and effects.

## Data
- [Lab test CSV](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/data/grease-monkey-lab-tests.csv): one row per test (state, date, lab, product, THC, CBD, terpenes)
- [Full text for LLMs](https://greasemonkeystrain.com/llms-full.txt)